It's Allizomg ouo
I was going to change it to MurderousEggplant but then I decided to go with the name everybody else online knows me by xD
(~o 3 o)~ Thanks
~Alli
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
THIS IS THE BEST POST
I HAVE EVER SEEN
EVER
they really do mean everyone
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Preach MotherFucker!!!!
(Source: space-rockets, via gonagetfunnyupinhere)
Can I just…..?????
Like, this is the single most beautiful piece of animation ever, I mean
Go ahead, click and drag it, I fucking GUARANTEE that whatever frame it lands on will make you feel better about your day.
Oh my god it’s true.
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mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on
Mitt Romney has a crush on a llama, pass it on.
Mitt Romney once crushed a llama, pass it on.
Mitt Romney wants Bush to samba, pass it on.
Mitt Romney gave birth to Osama, pass it on.
(Source: e102gamma, via gonagetfunnyupinhere)
A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”.
GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY.
I was holding it together until ‘wiggle’ and then I fucking collapsed.
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ아놔씨발ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle UGHHHHHHHH
I’ve got passion in my pants
This is the best thing ever. Im lip syncing this to Kara and im crying
I thought this was going to be the Nick Cage reading at first.
(Source: tyleroakley)
Is it just me, or does this get faster and faster the longer I look at it?
it DEFINITELY gets faster.
Cool story: your brain takes so much longer to process this the first time you watch it, but as you continue watching it, your memory retains more and more of the scene. Thus, your brain can process it quicker and knows what to expect.
I’m reblogging this because that comment made me think
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im gonna fucking cry
thE LITTLE DOG I’M GOING TO PISS ON THE FLOOR
(Source: voldegort, via orgasmic-humor)
So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your face.” And then she was like, “BRAND.” And I was like, “Seriously, I don’t care. Get me Hannah Montana for all I care.” Cause I’m a smartass like that. And her, also being a smartass, brings this home to me.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG FOR THIS TO COME BACK ON MY DASH, OMFG YES
FINALLY AFTER A YEAR ITS BACK ON MY DASH
(via orgasmic-humor)
YA’LL WANNA SEE WHAT A “REAL FAN” LOOKS LIKE
CUZ THERE’S ONE STANDING IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO DEFINE WHAT A “REAL FAN” IS
WHAT MAKES ONE FAN MORE “REAL” THAN ANOTHER
MINE KEEPS ME QUITE COOL IN THE SUMMER MONTHS
OH MY GOD I FUCKING HATE EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE
YOU CAN’T TALK ABOUT ACCEPTANCE OF FANS AND LEAVE OUT SUCH A HUGE GROUP
(via orgasmic-humor)
Remember that time Disney made a movie about intercultural unconventional PoC families trying to deal with CPS, unemployment, racism, colonialism, grief, and anger, and nobody was a princess?
I know, it seems pretty improbable.
(via honeybeekawaii)
skittles what the hell
i think they tasted the wrong rainbow
(via land-of-whiskey-and-glitter)
Royal Family Harlem Shake
wHAT
The only thing that would have made it better is if the queen just sat there looking stern.
(Source: youtube.com, via savannahfaerie)
